Attempted suicide at the Googleplex?

April 10, 2007 by guestauthor in Random with 8 Comments

As reported in the Mountain View Voice Police log. Reported via Valleywag. I guess life at Google has it’s stressful moments?

Robin

Hah, stress does not exist at Google. They get freaking time to develop their own projects…
Myke

Theres nothing that says its by a Google employee or just someone taking a plummet off the top of their building.
http://www.uneasysilence.com Dan

I wonder if this was does during the employees free time?
Matt W

“Google, you’ve runined my life. Now I’ll never be subjected to AdWords again!”

*jumps*
R031E5

Uhm, I don’t believe that he wanted to suicide because of how he was being treated at work, maybe a personal issue. Believe me, as an ex google employee I can assure you that google is one of the most comfortable companies in which I’ve ever worked.
chad

he probably tried to nip himself in the bud after he figured out the meaning of life WAS Google itself, therefore he was the meaning of life, and by ending him self all life would eventually follow…

whoa!…. either that or they didn’t have anymore carrot cake at the cafeteria and he couldn’t handle the stress of walking all the way to the OTHER cafeteria …
Matt H

HA! In the comment section of the valleywag article there’s a comment that reads:

“So I guess suicide is still in beta?”

LOL

-matt
http://mavrev.com Matt

It must be if it didn’t work.