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Man has girlfriend, but admits to having sex with cars

March 9, 2007 by in Risque,Stupid with 14 Comments

I wonder how the girlfriend has to feel knowing their her boyfriend may prefer the curves and interior of a nice car over her [sexually]? How does this guy get away with hit? Well, he’s a car mechanic. The next time you drop your car off for service, your mechanic could very well be doing similar activities with your automobile.

MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.And he admitted last night: “Some men like boobs and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork.” Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors. He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal’s JETSKI. Chris, who DOES have a girlfriend, confessed: “A nice car for me is a feast for the senses. It’s about smells, feelings and tastes. If I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know I’d love to jump into bed with it.”

Believable? I don’t ever know what to believe these days wth some of the odd stories sent our way. Thanks jeff for the tip.


  • http://ruleofone.com AK

    Wow, this is the very first blog post that has literally made me feel so dirty that I actually want a shower.

  • Matt H

    The sad part is they actually have a name for the “condition.” They way things are going every single weird behavior will have some kind of condition with medication to go along with it.

    “uhmm yes I like to lick dollar bills and put them places…”
    “O yes you have Monetary Oral Sexification Disorder, here, take these pills.”

    sad sad sad

    Sometimes we just need to slap the hell out of people and say stop doing that or get over it.

    -matt

  • http://www.donawilson.com/ Don Wilson

    Why kind of condom does he have to use for that?

  • http://www.thisfunktional.com Ruddy

    I make love to my computer. =D

  • xtreme

    Matt, I definately agree wiht you on the slapping thing

  • Injecter

    objectophile?!

    In a German TV show I once saw a woman in love with the WTC….

  • Jerry

    Why DID the story HAVE so many random capitalized WORDS in it ANYWAY?

  • Andre

    To draw your ATTENTION to such details.
    Got IT?
    :D

  • Alan Rager

    It’s the Sun. It’s not like the thing is the most journalistically serious publication in the world, you guys.

  • Myke

    Wha? Uh… huh?

    Where the hell does he stick it?

  • Rick

    The tail pipe!

    Where he finds exhaust enemas is the real question…

    Must not be too ‘gifted’ if he can do it with a jet ski.

  • padieg

    Now i know where to DON’T leave my car for a repair!

  • http://carloving.blogspot.com Car Lover

    I reckon someone judging me as not too gifted, is probably lacking a little in the gifted department himself actually. As for the slapping thing, are you kinky Sir? Because it sure fucking sounds like it.

    I tend to give what I receive somewhat, and the amateur psycho drivel that passed for a comment re: slapping someone, is just a load of old bollox.

    I ain’t a genius, but I’m bright enough to know if my fetish IS a problem or not. It’s not-it’s not pathalogical, it’s not particularly compulsive, it’s not dangerous and it causes no harm. So shove judgement where the sun don’t shine :-).

    And yeah, I got hangover, so I gotta take it out on someone. This place was the first one I picked on this morning.

  • Greg

    I had sex with a tv once, and badly electrocuted my penis.

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