Man admits to having Enriched Uranium in his garden

Officials have recovered 14 uranium pellets from a steel container buried in a man’s back yard in the German town of Lauenfoerder. The man wrote to German Chancellor Angela Merkel at the end of last year saying he wanted to turn the pellets in.

Well that surely beats the unexploded WWII warhead I have in my basement. I wish we would be able to get hands on a copy of said letter.