Talking Urinal Cake

Not much exciting news comes out of the Urinal Cake Business, outside of new scents and colors. Wizmark Interactive Urinal Communicator (Natch!) has a built-in voice synthesizer (like the ones you find in Hallmark cards) that imparts wisdom to the user of said cake. At the start is is geared to public service “responsible drinking” advertisements in bars, but can you imagine future use? “Only YOU can prevent forest fires!”
Available in large quantities for $21.
