Porn DVD + good speakers = Rescue attempt…?

…brandishing a sword?

A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching…

I’m not sure about you lot, but the last thing I want while watching a bit of porn is my neighbour bursting in, with a 40″ sword. Now that is bound to make you feel really small.