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You park like an asshole, we all know it!

January 5, 2007 by in Entertainment,Stupid with 3 Comments

How often do you chance upon a horrendous parking job while walking down the street, taking your dog for a walk, visiting the mall, or picking-up a latte at the local Starbucks? I know I see my share of daily “asshole” parking jobs. Many of these range from the “Damn should this person even have keys?” to the “Your car is not that hot so stop acting like you’re immune from door dings”.

While I always enjoyed the You suck, you park like an Idiot! bumper stickers previously mentioned back in May, others may prefer the more civilized You Park Like an Asshole solution.

Take your pick, there’s something out there for everyone. There are a number of other options available for someone to express their disgust for “asshole” parking jobs. Can you name them all?


  • http://www.myspace.com/AlexTheMartian Alex B

    HAHA i like this picture http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/gallery/slides/IMG_7916.JPG
    of everyone equally parked between spaces so that they are evenly spread out.. only way for this to have happen is every next person to park there must have parked the same way right next to the previous one

  • David

    I was wondering if there was a link to print out fake parking tickets. I didnt think it would come to this but after today i could realy use some to keep handy.

  • http://is.derekpunsalan.com Derek

    Probably a criminal offense of some kind to place fake tickets on cars wouldn’t you think?

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