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Woman receives two years for throwing McDonalds

Next time you’re driving on the highway with an itch to throw a bag of McDonalds through the window of the car next to you, take note of this little case concerning a McDonalds “missile”.

A Stafford jury yesterday recommended that a woman serve two years in prison for throwing a McDonald’s bag containing an ice cold drink at another motorist on Interstate 95 last year.

Jessica Julia Hall, a 25-year-old mother of three, was convicted of throwing a missile at an occupied vehicle, a felony, stemming from a July 2 incident on Interstate 95 in Stafford. No one was injured in the incident.

I’ll admit that I’ve had a similar itch to throw objects at assholes on the road. I guess I’ll definitely refrain after seeing this story resulting in a recommended two-year sentence.


  • s0crates82

    Nothing wrong with wanting to.

    The problem is when it actually escalates to assault.

    There are so many people that honestly think that the rules of the world no longer apply once they’re in their cars. Folks flip out and do things to other people that they never would if they were face to face with others around them.

    I wonder if that woman would throw a beverage at another woman (or man) if they were waiting in line at the supermarket.

    I say throw the book at her and make it a media spectacle. Shock the population into realizing that they are not invulnerable, anonymous, and omnipotent as soon as they step behind the wheel – and that all of the other cars on the road are piloted by other people. People with families, jobs, emergencies, screaming kids, and other things that plague/bless us as human beings.

  • Cynic821

    i do my best to laugh off assholes on the road. hi beaming me, cutting me off, zipping in and out of traffic and slamming on the breaks. flipping me and others off. its great messing with them, then where i know traffic stalls on the 280, i let them get by, and watch them slam on the breaks while i get into the faster lane.

    Saw several people screaming and pounding their wheels because of that. just relax people. relax, and get your effin hi beams out of my face@!!!

  • alej744

    That is just too gay. Poor woman…

  • Howard

    It could have been a lot worse, She could have been sentenced to share an apartment with Ronald McDonald for 2 years.

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