There are Vulcans in the White House!
Oregon Democrat David Wu, who’s head is obviously in space, accused that Vulcans have secretly infiltrated the White House, in a public session of Congress.
Here is the transcript of his “speech”:
Now, this President has listened to some people, the so-called Vulcans in the White House, the ideologues. But unlike the Vulcans of Star Trek, who made the decisions based on logic and fact, these guys make it on ideology. These aren’t Vulcans. There are Klingons in the White House. But unlike the real Klingons of Star Trek, these Klingons have never fought a battle of their own.
Don’t led faux Klingons send real Americans to war. It is wrong.
Hey, Ted, we have a match for you!
