Destorying OS X interfaces one icon at a time

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion or preferences concerning the appearance of their computer desktop, but some people definitely know how to fuglify a good thing. Jeff sends in the tip to the above screenshot (click for a high resolution version via Box). It is, well… Not the most attractive interface in the world. But hey, it has to work for whoever uses it right? Can you top the linked example with your own atrocity?