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Bedtime virus alert

January 29, 2007 by in Humor,Stupid with 7 Comments

This one sounds like a doozy. Watch out, there’s a new virus making the rounds and you may be the next target. Find out more information about this latest “Bedtime” virus [via].

If you receive an email entitled ” Bedtimes” delete it
IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it . Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It
will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete
anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the
stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code,
screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to
scratch any CD’s you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial
to call only 0898 numbers.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

It will drink ALL your beer.

FOR GOD’S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

IIt will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
expecting company.

It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.
If the “Bedtimes” message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will
leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously
close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from
your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skimmed milk with
whole milk.

*** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***

I think this warrants a day off from work today. I think I may have caught a piece of this Bedtime virus.


  • SMASH

    bahh haha.. i jsut got yelled at for laughing in the libary by some kid that is mad that im using the only mac this shitty college has and HE NEEDSSSS ITTT… cuz acording to him its the only computer with microsoft word he knows how to use? that was off topic.. bu tyea the beer part got me haha

  • http://matrix2022.wordpress.com Carlos

    That was fantastic.

  • chad

    it will also take you out to dinner order the most expensive meal on the menu, get drunk on liquor from the bar and when the check comes say it forgot it’s wallet… at which point it makes a big scene and storms out dropping F-Bombs at all the other patrons…

    This was on Windows ME though…. so it may be patched up by now ;)

  • Tomiko

    Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down ~
    Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground ~
    Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine ~
    Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online! ~

  • biga

    hmm maybe thi virus should be renamed to the angry ex and friends virus =D

  • R031E5

    ROFLMAO!! haha good one derek

    Moral: Do not, and I mean, DO NOT forward this kind of email, it’s really annoying to see this kind of junk email in your inbox, if you don’t eliminate them your Hotmail account will immediately dissapear and bill gates is gonna appear at 11:59 p.m. and he’s gonna rape your CD tray.

  • ja

    tomiko – if you must post lyrics from a wierd al song, at least have the decency to reference him. tut tut!

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