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Because prison isn’t bad enough

January 6, 2007 by in Stupid with 5 Comments

A French prisoner confessed to having killed and eaten his cellmate. The details sound a bit gruesome. Cutting out the fluff, the prisoner decided to dine on his cellmates chest muscles and a portion of the left lung. Not surprisingly, news sources open their pieces with “tearing out his heart and eating it”. You know, to add a little more oomph to the story.

Oddly enough, there seems to have been a third cellmate who swears he slept through the incident.


  • Don Wilson

    “Oddly enough, there seems to have been a third cellmate who swears he slept through the incident.”

    Sounds plausible. Oh wait, no it doesn’t.

  • http://www.myspace.com/AlexTheMartian Alex B

    Well if he found a way to silently kill him.. it could have happen

  • http://www.myspace.com/AlexTheMartian Alex B

    It says he killed him with scissors and suffocating him with a plastic bad. But… How did he have scissors? hmm, probably sneaked it in. unless the French allow their prisoners to do arts&crafts in their cells.. hmm.., sounds like the French.

  • Roy

    They learned arts and crafts because that’s probably the same prison where they kept Martha Stewart.

  • http://www.matkins70.com Mikey

    Wonder if he had some fava beans and a nice chianti?

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