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TSA: I can handle your monkey

December 22, 2006 by in Random,Stupid with 2 Comments

How comforting, the TSA has received proper training [via] when it comes to handling your monkey. No joke. Check out the rest of the “ridiculous” / humorous rules that TSA screeners are required to know:

TSOs have been trained to not touch the monkey during the screening process. The TSO should ask permission before touching [...].

Comforting knowing that TSA officials are properly trained when it comes to handling your pet monkey (among other things). Sorry, I couldn’t reist.


  • http://quatre.wordpress.com Matthew Rodgers

    I’ve always wanted a pet monkey, but my parents wouldn’t let me get one.

    Now, I can grab a monkey and take it everywhere with me!

    I just hope the monkeys don’t bite.

  • http://www.profilegoodies.com/ Don Wilson

    If the TSA’s hot, she can touch my monkey all she wants =)

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