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RIAA and Dr. Evil have banded together

December 23, 2006 by in Entertainment,Stupid with 3 Comments

Dr. Evil RIAA

How can anyone resist not commenting on this story? Apparently the RIAA is suing AllofMp3.com for $1.65 trillion dollars! That’s right, an unfathomable figure that proves the point that the RIAA is living in a make-believe world.

I haven’t been able to find information on the largest lawsuit in history but I’m sure this one is right up at the top. The RIAA (yes, I was just as shocked as you) is suing the website AllofMP3.com on behalf of EMI, Sony BMG, Universal Music, and Warner Music in the amount of $150,000 for each of the 11 million songs that were downloaded from June to October of 2006. That comes to a lawsuit totaling $1.65 trillion!

The RIAA could definitely help alleviate the US National Debt. If the RIAA is not suing grandparents, parents, kids, and unborn children twice over out of house and home, they’re suing for far reaching amounts. Amazing. Love your country the RIAA.


  • http://quatre.wordpress.com Matthew Rodgers

    I was thinking the same thing, but there is one problem. The country of Russia doesn’t even have that much money.

    Now, if it was the Chinese, that would be much better as we owe about 40% of the national debt to them.

  • JJ

    Well, quite frankly I don’t care… I just hope the Russians will give RIAA everything it deserves. Maybe even some Polonium…

  • Wash Jones

    Just reading that amount made my balls hurt.

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