Best of: Life, Circumcision, and the Cannon
Straight from the Best of Craigslist (thanks Syl) comes this sad story of a young man who was completely unaware when it came to the topic of circumcision. In this young mans eyes, he himself was actually circumcised, yet his understanding of the process lead him to believe that the procedure was something completely different which warranted being picked-on by his entire co-worker staff.
Being the first person we had come upon who would admit to having a meat tulip, we were intrigued and my colleague started asking him some questions. These questions were about fundamental mechanics of operating an uncircumcised penis, i.e. sex, hygiene, etc. I am no doctor, but Jiminy’s answers did not make any sense. Physiologically, the answers did not add up. Upon further questioning involving some rudimentary diagrams, the following became clear: Jiminy Bonerpants was and is circumcised, but he did not know this.
Where he got this idea, i cannot tell you, but somewhere in the last 25 years, Jiminy gained the impression that male circumsion involved removing the entire head from the penis. Logically, since he still retained his helmet, he sincerely believed that he was uncircumcised. We laughed at him, and then showed him some German porn to try to clear up his misconceptions.
The immediate reaction which comes to mind after reading this is “whaa?” Either this 25-yr old college graduate was sadly mislead by his parents & spouse, or he was unfortunate enough to come to work on a particular day when his senses were out of whack. Sad.
