Contemplating a Taser as a purse stuffer?

I’m not sure what the connection is between anniversaries and gifting your wife / girlfriend with a Taser, but apparently the practice is widely accepted. Over on Office Spam, a post titled “Only a guy would do this” narrates the decision of a not-so-bright individual adamant at testing the affects of a AAA battery powered purse Taser. The results, although shockingly stupid, are mildly amusing. Go on, read and try to understand the logic behind a self-inflicted Taser test.

I’m sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, “don’t do it master,” reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn’t hurt all that bad…. I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION@!@$$!%!@*!!!

Most amusing is the fact that that the individual discovers a self-inflicted 1 second jolt is impossible. Your bodies natural reaction is to tense every muscle within its frame forcing you to withstand the jolt and ignore the initial plan to let go of the device.

This gets categorized right up there alongside anyone who shoots themselves with a paint-gun or BB gun, snorts insane amounts of Wasabi, or attempts to re-enact any WWF / WWE wrestling stunts in their backyard.