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Tom Cruise sues because he’s on a butt plug

October 8, 2006 by in Risque,Stupid with 7 Comments

What’s up Tom’s ass, ergh I mean, what isn’t? Apparently Mr. Cruise isn’t too happy about the use of his face on a Mission Insertable butt plug.

Tom Cruise has filed a $50-million lawsuit against Holesome Fun Incorporated, the world’s largest manufacturer of sex toys, over the company’s alleged unauthorized use of his image on its new Mission Insertable butt plug.

Mr. Cruise is also demanding “the immediate and complete withdrawal” of the Mission Insertable butt plug from Holesome Fun’s Dark Side of the Moon catalog and from any and all persons “currently harboring” this device.

You have to give these sex industry naming schemes credit for creativity. “Mission Insertable”? What a great play on the “Mission Impossible” move that Mr. Cruise starred in.


  • Dean

    Dude talks like he has something up his ass.

    lolz

    That was a totally awesome line.

  • Joxe

    I totally agree with Tom Cruise on this. There is no respect whatsoever anymore in this degraded society or ours.

  • Todd

    Um.

    You realize that’s just a (not very funny) joke, right?

  • bojon

    id like to stick tom cruise in my ass, turn him around, then slowly pull tommy out the shit hole and have it sit and crust over….then mail it to him.

  • http://5thirtyone.com Derek

    Who’s being serious?

  • Roger

    Tom Cruise butt plug? Talk about redundant!

  • Klinger

    I thought Tom Cruise WAS a buttplug.

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