7 Comments

Hummers crush everything

October 29, 2006 by in AV,Entertainment,Stupid with 7 Comments

There’s something about this site that screams ridiculous. Crush Everything [with a Hummer] [via] is a website which – surprise surprise – crushes things with a big Hummer. You know, those overpriced, Tonka toy looking machine which draw attitude from the historical military vehicles yet possess no actual real world bad-ass-ness.

There are a few clips up on the front page which look downright pathetic if you ask me. Crushing a cabinet full of fine dishes at a paltry 5 MPH. Or, even better, crashing through a traffic gate! Woohoo! Does someone have some linkage of real world action using a Hummer?


  • Cynic821

    A hummer has no real work bad ass ness ? WOW

  • sky

    The only thing that could make this video better would be if after the tuf hummer breaks through that weak guard rail, some teenager came up and humped it to the tune of “call on me”

  • Lovin’ Capitalism

    God Bless America!!!!! No wonder everyone hates us so much, we’re so awesome! It’s like the ugly gothic chic who hates the hot prom queen.

  • http://steve.deadlycomputer.com steve

    first of all, thats not a hummer, thats an h2, which as any person who is obsessed with hummers knows, is a sucky ass girlie car.
    the original hummer is a force to be reckoned with as these videos prove:
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=772962654211479283&q=hummer+videos
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4136600632103376512&q=hummer+videos

    oh how i want that 125 thousand dollar beauty…

  • Roberto Felgueiras

    That has to be one of the most retarded things I have ever seen. Seriously. WHo needs that but anyone who is trying to over compensate. Well worth the 19 MPG apparently.

  • Roberto Felgueiras

    BTW – Not knocking the post, just the item featured.

  • Jerry

    They seemed proud that it gets 15mpg…. And women won’t notice your little winkie!

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