Flava Flav, eat your heart out!

Flav, hanging a clock around your neck is so yesterday. The Time T-Shirt is just what you need.

Although the idea of having a clock on a t-shirt (or any other place besides your wrist) is already bad enough, you will have to get used to the fact this it is digital. Although, you are used to the weight of clock this t-shirt isn’t light. The clock panel and works with 4AAA batteries (which are held right behind the timepiece).

But come on Flav, just think how modern your ladies will think you are now that you have a blinking digital clock on you instead or just another wall clock.

Available for the low low price of $55, a small price for your already eroded dignity.

Remember Flav, keep it away from the hot tub.