Weirdest Mouse, ever
Forget the weird busty mousepads and French maid keyboards, here is the Ba-Donka-Donk Mouse, which completes the risque picture. Obviously this mouse is designed foe men who like their mice to have a little junk in the trunk. It features a warm-to-the-touch casing and a handy scroll function (ewwwwwwwwww!).
