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Fastest way to apply a condom

Ever find yourself in a sexual rage, waiting to exert your passionate lust upon your newly found mate, only to find that you can’t get the bloody contraceptive open, and by the time you do… you aren’t capable of wearing it any longer? If you know what I mean…

Then the Condom-on is the answer for you! Apparently it was designed using “technology developed by NASA for the Mars Lander”. With it you can slip it on under a second. Brilliant!

I highly recommend that you watch the trailer. It’s the i-Cut that I’m not so keen on…


  • http://www.uneasysilence.com Dan

    And before you comment, we KNOW this is a parody!

  • mark

    all man i was really wanting the condom on.
    and u even get the condom off for FREE
    i wasnt to interested in the i-cut tho

  • http://www.ear-fung.us/ Mark

    …wow…

  • Roger

    Hysterical!

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