Who outkilled who? God or Satan?

What do you do when you have a bible in hand and a whole lot ‘o time to kill? You tally up the scorecards for biblical deaths and let the numbers speak for themselves.

I counted the number of people that were killed by the God in the Bible. I came up with 2,038,334, which, of course, greatly underestimates God’s total death toll, since it only includes those killings for which specific numbers are given. No attempt was made to include the victims of Noah’s flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc., with which the good book is filled. Still, 2 million is a respectable number even for world class killers.

Does anyone want to do a little fact checking? I have a feeling the figures are a little off.