The beer belly only sports fans would love
The other title I was debating on using was “Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I have beer in my tummy” anyway back to task. Hey sports fans, take THIS out to the ball game! Screw the peanuts and Cracker Jack. Just strap that little puppy on (shudder!) underneath your clothing and it just looks like your everyday American beer gut. That should trick those pesky park security guards! This belly with a polyurethane bladder holds up to 2.3 liters of any beverage. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Beer!
