Snakes mutha f-in train!
Unlike the unrealistic Snakes on a Plane joke-of-a-movie to hit theaters these past few weeks, transportations officials are busy tending to a real snake hidden somewhere within the walls of a passenger train. Officials are stumped in their attempts to coerce the snake out of hiding.
A Swiss regional train has been blocked for nearly a week after a pet snake slithered from its owners’ clutches and hid in the partition walls of the carriage, a local rail company has said.
“We immediately took the train out of service,” Eric Luthy, a spokesman for the Neuchatel Regional Transport company, said Thursday.
Since last Saturday, reptile experts and infrared devices have been unable to find the cold-blooded adder or coax it out of its hiding place with juicy bait.
On a related note, check out this story published on the SFGate concerning the phoniness of the Hollywood movie.
As a movie purporting to show the terror of venomous snakes on an airliner, the only thing wrong with “Snakes on a Plane” is the title. It should be “Fake Snakes on a Plane.”
Obvious right? Obvious that the snakes featured on the film were fakes right? I heard Samuel L. Jackson added a clause to the contract stating that snakes could not be handled within a set perimeter of himself. Anyone have support?
