Pluto’s in the dog house
It’s official Pluto isn’t a planet anymore.
Leading astronomers declared Thursday that Pluto is no longer a planet under historic new guidelines that downsize the solar system from nine planets to eight.
And why does this matter to you? It doesn’t, but I can imagine science clubs everywhere are holding a silent vigil for the distant disgraced rock.
Anyway it just proves slacking pays off. If I actually paid attention in 4th grade science class, that would have been wasted brain cells. What’s next, T-Rex has feathers? Wait a minute….
