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How does a 29 lb. burger sound?

one big-ass burger

Backyard cookouts are a deep-rooted tradition kept by the hard-working people of this country through the hot summer months when family and friends escape the hot kitchen and arrange chairs around a fire to partake in the cooking and eating of fire-grilled food. These events are not meek gatherings. There are no tea sets or linen cloths or martini glasses; these men and women carry the pride of a powerful nation in their hearts and when they turn their energy toward friends, food, and drink, the simple beauty of sharing food and fire is revealed. In celebration of our success as individuals and as a collective group we have brought the art of grilling to a new level. We have created the Giant Burger.

Great, a 29 lb. burger. Perfect for those days when I feel like a mini Godzilla or something. Check out the makeshift scale weighing the entire burger with some dead weights.


  • ClaMs

    Haha! I am so doing that someday. Seems simple enough, and it’ll be a GIGANTIC hit at a bbq.

  • Emory

    ClaMs…. why? Why resort to a lame pun? ;P

  • ClaMs

    Honestly that wasn’t intended to be a pun. But seriously imagine having a social event and turning up with such a burger. Imagine the reactions you’d get. One hell of a laugh!

  • Emory

    hey it’s cool, I was just joking around. Yeah, that would be pretty cool to wheel that thing out on a push cart with all the dressings :D Might have to do that next bbq

  • JR Pooka

    Sure, that’s 29 pounds before cooking, but they never tell you how much of that weight is lost in grilling.

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