Dead Serious
Uhhhh…. I’ll leave it to quote the source.
Firemen do it. Policemen do it. Shoppers can buy calendars of buff golfers, motorcyclists, even chiseled gondola rowers. Why not funeral directors? [Funeral Director and Mr. September Marty] Byars asked.
“I’m no stuffed shirt,” he said, standing in the casket room of Byars Funeral Home in Cumming, Ga. “When the funeral industry sees this, some of the conservatives, they’re going to go out of their minds. But I don’t think it’s distasteful.”
I’ll leave it to you, the readers, to have fun with this. The tipster, who wishes to be anonymous, also wanted to make note of the city in Georgia the interview took place.
