Caption this: The French Maid Keyboard

Poster girl for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

I’ll buy one, my one is bust!

A) XYZ keyboard manufacturing: “The best of the bust”

B) Our new keyboard busts all your preconceptions

C) (at meeting discussong failed keyboard design) “This keyboard is going nowhere, lets just call it a bust and move on”

D) new comBUSTable keyboard coating for a titillating sesnsation in your fingertips

E) Your desk has never been so clean while being so dirty

F) “… now with two new ANY keys”

G) “We’ve adapted natures nost egonomic design into our new…”

H) “Comes standard with our Fetal Position ™ desk chair”

I) “Now to find the “Golden arches” skin for the program bar…”

J) “… and drink dispenser”

K) “keyboard not included”

L) “The only keyboard you cant live with and cant live without”

M) “Works like a charm… 26/30ths of the time”

N) “You also might eb interested in our sports keyboard for when you’re on the go”

O) “new, from haynes!”

P) “Snow Keyboard also comes with seven free Dwarf Mice (not pictured) and one bad apple!”

Q) “Not dishwasher safe”

R) “feather duster attachment not included”

S) “Great keyboard, and (on occasion) a bit of a drama queen”

T) “The bride of Mecha Godzilla!”

U) “Men are from mars women are from microchip”

V) “Scientists have found a safer way to use silicone for augmentation…”

W) “Also functions as a stress ball”

X) “Sabbotauge bad writers with this trojan horse of a gift…. gauranteed permanent writers block!”

Y) “Weres the touchpad?”

Z) “The only reason I drag myself out of bed to go to work some mornings…”

sorry… couldnt help myself

This is probably the stupidest thing I’ve seen.. ever.

Caption: “Want to touch type?”

qwertarted

“The Closest You’ll Ever Get”

I call them “qwerty” and “dvorak”! Which would you rather work on?

dan wins!

“I hope you don’t screw like you type.”

“No wireless for me baby! Tell me where to plug it!”

or

USB keyboard: $15
French Maid Costume: $22
Enjoying Technology and Woman, both a the same time: PRICELESS

or

Japan releases new PURR-ipheral

or

…..I’m sorry, I was going to make a ‘Sticky keys’ joke but it was going to turn out far too rude! :)

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