6 Comments

You do not pass go you douche bag

June 2, 2006 by in Entertainment,Stupid with 6 Comments

douche cards

Tired of arguing with complete morons? Tired of getting into bar room brawls? Well now avoid the confrontation with our glorious Douche Card. Simply hand it to the asshole in question and walk away. Problem solved.

I. Must. Have. Not because of any real world practicality, but only because I can leave these on desks and chairs. Call it Friday time wasting. The pack will set you back $5. Nothing too pricey. I guess I could just whip these out myself with a printer and some decent looking card stock.


  • http://indoloony.com Joy

    some people are rather creative in the simplicity of ideas. I bet this product will actually sell, but I don’t know if anyone is really going to use it. Like you said, you can get the same thing done by printing it yourself. Neat idea, though.

  • http://www.mgroves.com boohiss

    Anyone who buys and intends to actually use them should give a card to themselves first.

  • Chad

    I’m buying some……… and I’ll mail you one boohiss ;)

  • hoodoo

    I counter your douche card with my “I hope you get AIDS” card.

  • Justin

    it’s got an apple-esque feeling. Lucida Grande?

  • robert3

    Hooray, another way to waste paper!

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