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Sexy, huh? If you really want to stand out in a crowd as the Alpha-Geek, wear this outside. Four compact solar panels up top power a miniature fan that keeps you cool on hot days. When the sun isn’t out – this hat takes 2 AA batteries to keep things going. It’s crafted from weather-resistant coated linen straw for all-weather use.
Do people really buy things like this?
