Ding Dong, It’s the Pizza Man?!

Everybody here that’s in Marketing and Advertising…. Kill yourselves. Seriously, pop some pills, go suck a tailpipe, take a flying leap off a very tall building – you have no justification for your existence – you are evil @#$@#$%’s of Satan’s @$#%.

…I’m just planting seeds.

–Bill Hicks.

Well, yes, THIS would suck, if someone glued it to my door. Kind of a side note here, but: am I the ONLY person who actually appreciates a menu under the door, to let me know who is delivering in my neighborhood? Christ, I thought I was fat, but there seems to be a slew of whiners (et tu, Dan?) so put out by bending over to toss out a leaflet into the recycling that I wonder how they don’t go postal when early morning construction (in a city) or leaf blowers (in a suburb) strike.

Wouldn’t this break a law by obstructing the view of a security/surveillance system?

It’s a neat idea and an interesting optical effect, but I would be very upset to find this on my door.

I need to know how to make these so I can start pasting Jason versions on people’s doors.

S0crates, I’ve slowly come to accepting that advertising is a neccesary evil.

Haha, yes, very annoying, but also very cool idea…

Roger Roger Roger.
Your problem is that your too smart.
apparently your not nearly so fucking lazy either.
I WISH I could get anything delivered to my door aside form pizza. Id pay double to be able to have chineese delivered to my door.
a menu slipped under is no big deal, pick it up look at it, dont want it, toss it out.
its the lazy fucks that you described that bitch about it rather then tossing it out and going on with thier life that make others life so shitty.
and yes Id be pissed to find that stuck on my door and its shitty residue tag leaving marks and collecting dirt on my door once I tear it off.
Id prefer the menu.

Bloody hell. At least the menu’s are helpful!

Thankfully, my front dorr is mainly glass. Won’t work on me!

Chance,

Erhh you can’t get Chinese delivered to your door where you live? We have loads of chinese/indian restaurants that deliver to us and were in an rather small english town..

Do any of you actually USE the peephole? Just wondering….

Shanon,

It’s a peeP hole? That explains why the Dominos guy is so mad after I pee on him! I guess I have to think of another way to give him a tip.