Bill Gates to leave Microsoft, no joke
In July 2008, Bill Gates will no longer be at the helm at Microsoft. Instead he will be heading up his charitable organization, “Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation.” Already shifts have begun in management with the elevation of Ray Ozzie to Chief Software architect. Expect this to be a radical change in Microsoft, as it continues to evolve into the middle-aged software company it is.
The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation has made significant donations to very needy causes, and I am glad the Bill Gates will devote more of his time to such a noble cause.
Update:I have retracted (and never will do this again) “Even though I feel Microsoft is the spawn of all evil”, since someone mentioned that this kills our creditability. I beg to differ, we always report the news and we are clear and disclose our biases. Matter of fact this site is designed to balance everybodies biases, and we have an open commenting system for anyone to voice their ideas without extreme censorship. This site was created as a living breathing snarky SATIRICAL manifestation of our collaborators about anything that pops into our heads, or about anything we find. It is easy to report the news straight, it is however harder to compose such ludicrous statements, crafted for humor. So the next time I say Google is not happy until it eclipses the sun, or the reason dinosaurs died is because you touch yourself at night, relax and laugh. This is written with the sincerest love for our readers now, and yet to come. Lets keep a smile on, I love your sense of humor!
