The MySpace generation is overly dramatic

Grade school drama sure isn’t what it used to be:

A 13-year-old girl convicted of attempting to kill two classmates by slipping rat poison into their milk was sentenced to up to 12 years in a juvenile detention center.

Holley Sweeney was ordered Friday to remain at the Hillcrest Girls’ School in Salem until she is 25 with early release possible if she responds to treatment, the judge ruled.

And the reason for such extreme behavior? A simple tussle regarding a little hair pulling and a little shaving cream. Slumber parties are such a blast!