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Snippet: The 10 Worst Pickup Lines

May 17, 2006 by in Snippet,Stupid with 7 Comments

Sometimes geeks get so wrapped up in TCP, PPP, DSL, USB, they forget some TLC in social situations. So as a public service we have listed 10 things not to say to someone you are courting:

1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
2. I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house?
3. You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you ‘baby’…
4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock…
5. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
6. At the office copy machine “Reproducing eh? Can I help?”
7. Hi I’m conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples…

Ok?
8. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you…
9. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you…
10. Have you ever played naked leap frog?


  • alexdcd

    We dont need instructions on how NOT to pull, we need tried and tested pickup line please!

  • http://www.gregoire.org/ Mondain

    Some other bad ones:
    1. I love every bone in your body, especially mine
    2. Do you have any in you?? Want some?

  • Patrick

    @alexdcd
    Agreed! I too would like to see some lines that “pull”

  • http://www.uneasysilence.com Dan

    LOL – Maybe we should post the opposite tomorrow

  • http://indoloony.blogspot.com Joy

    If guys actually said that, they need their heads checked. However, if I heard any of them in person, I’d probably burst out laughing..

  • http://smurfturf.net/ xSmurf

    1. What has 145 teeth and holds the amazing power of Hulk? My zipper!
    2. (Holding a screw in your hands) Hi, wanna screw?
    3. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

    Agreed, you guys should post ones that actually work ^.^

  • Jed

    Those are actually pretty funny and GOOD lines to use assuming you know HOW to deliver them. If you’re a wuss they won’t work. I’ve had success with worse lines and much more COCKY lines than those. For example: to a complete stranger: “Wanna f&$K?”

    It doesn’t really matter what you say, it matter how you say it. Verbal language is only 7% of communication.

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