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Smut Sunday: Playboy announces the finalists of “Girls of MySpace”

betty lipstick

A few months back Playboy conducted an open call for Playboy spread worthy females who happened to grace the pages of MySpace. Apparently, the finalists have been announced and the chosen nine are now undoubtedly receiving hundreds of messages & comments from other MySpace “whores” (not to be mistaken for actual whores, but MySpace addicts). The Raw Feed points out that Playboy calls these women the “Girls of MySpace” while the press refers to them as “Women of MySpace”. Do I sense a bit of anti-pedophilia?


  • American Universe

    Girls Of Myspace…
    Women of Myspace…
    Really, It should be american babes of myspace…
    They come from…
    Huntington Beach, CA… two of them
    Reading, PA
    Annandale, VA
    Fullerton, CA
    Chicago, IL
    Los Angeles, CA
    Davenport, IA
    San Francisco, CA

    It reminds me a song:

    Well east coast girls are hip
    I really dig those styles they wear
    And the southern girls with the way they talk
    They knock me out when I’m down there

    The mid-west farmer’s daughters really make you feel alright
    And the northern girls with the way they kiss
    They keep their boyfriends warm at night

    I wish they all could be california
    I wish they all could be california
    I wish they all could be california girls

    The west coast has the sunshine
    And the girls all get so tanned
    I dig a french bikini on hawaii island
    Dolls by a palm tree in the sand

    I been all around this great big world
    And I seen all kinds of girls
    Yeah, but I couldn’t wait to get back in the states
    Back to the cutest girls in the world

    I wish they all could be california
    I wish they all could be california
    I wish they all could be california girls

    I wish they all could be california
    (girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
    I wish they all could be california
    (girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
    I wish they all could be california
    (girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
    I wish they all could be california
    (girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)

  • Emory

    haha gotta love it, one of the girls’ names is Betty Lipstick.
    Yeah *shes* not a whore

  • http://5thirtyone.com Derek

    Or Brittany Fuchs.. Or maybe I just read that too quickly.

  • Tim

    Betty Lipstick…a gook is a gook, a whore is a whore

  • Mike

    Tim…you are a tool.

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