Anti-Radiation pouch

May 30, 2006 by Dan in Stupid,Tech with 6 Comments

People can’t seem to make up their minds what is good or bad for you. Wine is Good, Wine is bad. Eggs are Good, Eggs are Bad. It’s enough to make you want to scream. Now, everyone is saying cellphones do/don’t give you cancer.

So to play on everybody’s fears the cellphone accessory market is flooded with its fair share of anti-radiation devices. Enter the $24.99 Anti-Radiation Cellphone Pouch. Even though there is no concrete evidence that cellphones emit a harmful amount of radiation, or that this pouch even works, this company will be more then glad to relieve you of $25.

Also, I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell to anyone… Just email me for the asking price.

Chad

I’ll trade you the Moon for that bridge you are talking about…
hoodoo

i have a similar radiation pouch, except it’s for my house.
ClaMs

Wouldn’t the lack of radiation mean that the phone won’t work? The phone has to actually radiate information ouwards and inwards. Must be as usefull as a stand which keeps your boat dry, or a sheet which keeps any dirth off your broom. Obviously, if it works!

Not only that, but it’s butt ugly.
Chad

maybe I’m synical or …. uninformed…. but wouldn’t the radiation leak through the 2 huge gapping holes at the top of the pouch on either side of the “safety strap” that keeps the phone in the holder?
Chad

haha I can’t believe I was the first person to leave a comment on this one

Comment #0, john john, on 31/05/06 12:49 AM

I bought this cell phone holder a few months ago.. it works great!

Ever since I purchased it my 3rd arm has almost completely stopped growing… and the cancer in my brain has never felt so at peace…
Emory

*sniff, sniff* what’s that I smell? Oh yeah, it’s a piping hot plate of FEAR MONGERING

ahhh… gotta love a nation that makes much of it’s money scaring the shit out of their own civilians.

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