One step closer to being on Fear Factor

So your stomach gets a little queezy at the thought of drinking a frog slurpy? Why not take baby steps? Start out with some Fear Factor Push-pops, then move your way up to the pickled colon:

We dare you to resist these chilling pop-ups. In sour cherry with an eyeball gumball and sour watermelon, both with the shocking taste of sour lemon slime. Or the slime pop — sour watermelon flavored ice with sour lemon slime.

For the record, I am making my official announcement that I would like to participate in the Couples Fear Factor edition. Syl you coming?