Britney “Pro-life” from behind

From what I hear, when Simon Cowell saw this statue, he wanted the same artist to make a statue of him (not giving birth, I assume) to put in his own courtyard.

Funny thing is, she had a c-section. Maybe they shoved a bowling ball up her coo coo to relive the moment that never happened and capture it in stone. Look close and you can her man in the boat ;-)

yummmmmmmmmi

It’s missing all the poop & blood that comes with birth.

That’s kinda hot.

Poop?

yes poop. some women are unable to control their bowel movements during birth resulting in a few extra children dropped into the pool. nurses are supposed to wipe and clean without making a big deal about the situation. the situation is more likely to happen if the woman opts for an epidural which essentially numbs the muscles in lower body region.

so i guess the saying: “Your mom, sh!t you out” makes sense than.
neat.

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actually i acquired that little bit of knowledge back in high school after watching a video on the miracle of life. something that i remind myself of whenever i start thinking that men have it tough sometimes.

[...] averts your eyes from that weird Britney Spears sculpture. [...]

I was too wondering what it looked like from behind. Now I’m sorry I know.

Ewww.

This whole thing wouldn’t have gotten any attention at all except for the fact that the artist decided to make the girl Britney.

Yes, that’s called ‘marketing’, Sarah ;)

@Sev: Same here…

I HAVE THE ALL FOUR PHOTOS OF HER, INCLUDING THE ONE OF HER FORM BEHIND, IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED IN SEEING IT………. {!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}