Baby, you mean the World [of Warcraft] to me

An obvious joke of an article not to be taken too seriously. Unless of course the computer game World of Warcraft has taken over much of your daily life.

When we met, I was looking for a group fit to take the Zul’Gurub instance. But as I stocked up on provisions at the convenience store before my quest, and our eyes locked, I realized that I was not looking for a group, I was looking for love, and I found it in you. You are the sun, the moon, the Cinderhide Armsplints of the Monkey. There is so much we have to offer one another. Unfailing loyalty, a Strength of 250, someone who can go out for snacks in the heat of battle. Can’t you see we’re made for each other?

Are there any religious WoW gamers out there that admit their dependence on the game?