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I’m a professional eater, and I want to work at Google


Breakfast, again, originally uploaded by Brett L..

Now why can’t more employee cafeterias offer the same quality and quantity of food offered by Google?

That meal above looks like something that would cost about $9. Fresh fruit, semi-healthy looking breakfast sandwich (which fresh salsa?), and a Pellegrino water. That’s just one of the many breakfast options. Employees get unlimited access.

Oh that’s right… Google needs to keep their employees bellies full so they can’t walk away from their desks while they take over the world. (queue Pinky & The Brain theme) ;)

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  • Dan

    added theme

  • http://5thirtyone.com Derek

    awesome lol. i knew dan would follow through with the theme.

  • http://jump4jay.com Jay

    LOL, nice touch on the theme song guys!

  • Justin

    Don’t forget the granola and grilled potatoes :)

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