Cheney shoots hunting partner
Stupid, yet for some reason, funny at the same time.
Never sneak up behind Dick Cheney when he has a gun in his hand. That is the painful lesson learned by Texas lawyer Harry Whittington, 78, in a hunting accident at the weekend. [...] Mr Whittington, the United States vice-president, and a third person went quail shooting on Saturday at one of the grandest ranches in Texas.
As you can already imagine based off the title, Cheney neglected to check his line of fire before unloading some buck shot into feeling quail. It just so happened his hunting partner was the only thing to get hit.
