Help getting off the Phone
Get rid of pesky telemarketers, annoying “friends�, and bill collectors with the aid of the Get Off The Phone Excuse Machine. The key chain device features six pre-recorded sound effects that you can use to get off the phone in a hurry. Sounds include doorbells, a police siren, static, a crying baby, Chinese food delivery, and a car crash. You can pick one up for $9.89 and use it for stocking stuffing, or give it to someone as their “main� gift. Word of warning, there is no sound effect that will get you out of explaining why this was the only gift you purchased for your spouse.
