Dick Cheney you dick
The vice president is an iPod fan, and keeping it charged is a priority for his staff. [...]
Working passengers began lining up their laptops to share the power from a couple of working outlets — particularly the reporters who urgently needed to prepare their articles to transmit during a quick refueling stop in England.
But when Cheney said his iPod needed to be recharged, it took precedent above all else and dominated one precious outlet for several hours. The vice president’s press staff intervened so a reporter could use the outlet for 15 minutes to charge a dead laptop, but then the digital music device was plugged back in.
We won’t even discuss the fact that as Cheney relaxed comfortably within a “silver bullet” mobile home strapped inside the cargo hold, his aids and secret service were forced to sit outside the unit in cramped / cold quarters.
