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Smut Sunday: The Japanese HandJob Machine

November 20, 2005 by in Risque,Tech with 7 Comments

I am sooo getting this. With my Segway, remote controls, electronic toothbrushes and riding lawnmowers, the only time I was working up a sweat was when I was polishing the polish sausage. Now I don’t have to pay $100 bucks to get an “Asian Spa Massage�, I can just use the Japanese Handjob Machine! At only 34,500 Yen (about US$300) it will pay for its self in no time!

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  • http://mypersonalgetaway.com Adam Jackson

    sigh

  • http://stridey.blogspot.com Stridey

    $300! That’s ridiculous! Choose:
    a)A brand spanking new iPod
    b)A clunky machine because you’re too lazy to beat your own meat

  • http://www.dorksandlosers.com Tan The Man

    Cleaning must be a bitch too.

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    [...] 1. A Japanese hand job machine for all those lazy people.: here 2. To be paid to play video games. Oh that’s what we all want… here 3. Another kick in the pants. Probably worse than Rlyconfused’s DVD fiasco. Not buying Google stock when it was at the low $85 a share. Damn, could’ve made a 375% profit: here 4. Meet the IT Gigolo. He only takes sexual favors from women. Sorry men, he’ll only take cash from you: here [...]

  • mmmmssss

    Is it dishwasher safe?

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  • http://TheJapaneseHandjobMachine William McDowell

    Is the machine quiet? Is it remote controlled? Is it multispeed?

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