A good idea gone VERY wrong: Cell phone with breath analyzer

A breath analyzer cellphone. Not a bad idea at all. Except for the hoops you have to jump through to find out if you are drunk.

1) the pink elephant on the passenger’s seat means that you’re drunk
2) the pink elephant on the passenger’s seat that talks to you after you have been drinking Coke Light all night means that you have to see your shrink
3) if point 1 and 2 are not applicable and your phone is making a lot of noise, it means that you quickly have to get some mints

When I am drunk I can barely remember my name, and I am supposed to remember why a pink elephant is moving on the cellphone screen! Honestly, it may make me think I am high, because THAT is when I see the pink elephants.

NEXT!

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