Is that a nutsac on your chest?

We are proud to introduce Ballsies, the first line of jewelry that captures the essence of everyone’s favorite baggy buddies. Strength, guts, independence, and attitude: Ballsies are everything you are, just slightly more bulbous.

I’m wondering if these Ballsies are suitable replacements for a nice pendant necklace from Tiffany’s? Any ladies care to chime in? Would you accept a nice Ballsies pendant necklace as warmly as you would a Tiffany’s chain pendant?

I hang my sweet Ballsies
Between my two breasts
So men know what’s up
When they stare at my chest

If you’re planning on picking up an extra pair to hand to your lady friend, make sure you include a nice poem to match:

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