Good break-up ideas? No?

The inevitable breakup. We’ve all head them in one way shape or form. The mutual breakups are no biggie. “Yada, yada, blah, blah, blah… The sex is bad. Your breath always stinks. We’re just not meant to be so let’s go our seperate ways.” Those are the good ones. And by good, I mean the less dramatic ones that both parties walk away from without any guilt whatsoever. It’s the one-sided breakups that prove to be the hardest. Hard to get over. More importantly, the hardest to create a decent method for calling it quits. There’s always the breakup’er and the breakup’ee. The nice ones will figure out a way to let the other one down softly. You’re already breaking their heart, don’t take away their dignity!

If you’re interested in a few ideas.. Ahem. Check e-closure.com. Their slogan “…documenting break-ups, anonymously online…” is proof of what the blog is all about. The whole grade school crayon breakup letter is cute. I was thinking if you planned on going that route, go the whole nine yards and make a kiddie lunch with a juice box to go along with it. Don’t send him / her packing without something to snack on.