Your room comes with complementary…
Whips & chains. Your comforter has been replaced with a rusty chain mail throw atop a spiked mattress.
Don’t know what the hell I’m talking about? Just check the hotel room options at Beau-Rivage Palace in Lausanne Switzerland. They have the usual Suite, Deluxe room, Superior room, and the Ouchy room. Right above the Ouchy room is the Comfort room. Which one are you booking for your next trip?

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