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Mello-Yello shrinkage

September 20, 2005 by in Entertainment,Stupid with 5 Comments

Is it just me, or does saying Mello-Yello out loud remind anyone else of the 1990 flick Days of Thunder?

Anyone recall the playground rumors that drinking Mountain Dew / Mello Yello would shrink your manhood? I know I do. I was so gullible that I refused to drink a drop all through middle school up until early high school. The claimed culprit for shrinkage was rumored to be an ingrediant known as Yellow no. 5. It’s an urban legend. As Snopes puts it: If you’re male and drink a lot of Mountain Dew, you will notice one related but perfectly harmless side effect: quite a bit of yellow liquid will flow out of your [...]

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  • Jake

    *cough*Mello-Yello*cough*

    I’m picky when it comes to spelling brand-names. :P

  • Derek Punsalan

    Ahem… Check the image. Unless you were referring to the fact that the brand name itself is spelled incorrectly?

  • Jake

    Umm.. I’m not sure what you’re saying, but I’m referring to you using “Mellow-Yello” in the title, when it should be “Mello-Yello” ;)

  • Derek Punsalan

    Touche.. I don’t know what I was thinking.

  • Jake

    Just more proof.

    Me > UnEasySilence. :)

    (Only kidding, of course ;))

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