A museum to stain your shirt with

Who wouldn’t want a framed hot sauce collection on their wall?
Is it just me, or does anyone else have a secret desire to have all the condiment packs from the Condiment Packet Museum? I probably wouldn’t have the discipline to go around collecting assorted condiments from each and every venue I visited. There’s something about the thought of being able to say: “Hey, you wanna see my condiment collection?” And then BLAM! Pull out my box full of assorted condiment packs! No?
