The real Romeo & Juliet

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“Oh Romeo, Romeo. Wherefore art thou Romeo?” [Juliet] “Mmphf… I’m here Juliet!” [Romeo]

When you see a statue like the one above, you think: “Wow, what an interesting art piece. I wonder what the artist was trying to portray? Would you pass the Merlot?” On the other hand, if you get two real people to mimic the body positions of that same statue in real life, you get something along the lines of “You disgusting pigs!”